Tronald Dump - Build a Wall to Save America!

"Im here to eat Tic-Tacs and grab people... and Im all out of Tic-Tacs."
- Tronald Dump, recorded on a hot mic

In this game you play Tronald Dump, a small-handed politician who is determined to prevent immigrants from entering his country and defiling the American dream. As Tronald, you must patrol the border and build a wall to keep out illegal aliens. Every zombie immigrant that makes it into America hurts your approval rating. Raise money for your wall by avoiding obstacles such as "Taxes" and "Facts". After each wave of zombie immigrants you can rebuild your wall, buy weapons, and pay for political favors from VP Mike Dense, Fats Fatsie, and Lucifer in The Flesh (a.k.a. Ted Cruz). If you let too many zombie immigrants into your country, you will be impeached!

"When those countries send these zombie immigrants, theyre not sending their best. Theyre not sending you. Theyre sending zombies that have lots of problems, and theyre bringing those problems with them. Theyre bringing zombie drugs. Theyre bringing zombie crime. Theyre defilers. And some, I assume, are good zombies."
- Tronald Dump, on the issue of zombie immigrants

"He said hed give me an Oreo even though he told the public I couldnt have any more."
- Fats Fatsie, on Tronald Dumps integrity

"Well, hes definitely part human. But I havent seen any evidence to suggest he isnt at least half orangutan."
- Vice President Mike Denses endorsement of the Dump Dense campaign